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Frankie is your AI weekend co-pilot on Telegram. Every Friday she texts you a real, personalized OC plan. Local events, food recs, and free stuff — based on your location, kids, vibe, and calendar.
Start free — first month on us ✈️ first month free · then $9/month · cancel anytimeOpen Frankie on Telegram. She asks your city, your kids' ages, your vibe, and your budget. One quick convo and she knows your whole situation.
Every Friday at 4pm, Frankie texts you a personalized weekend plan — real local events, specific spots, your budget and your kids front of mind.
"Give me something free." "What's good Sunday?" One tap adds it to your calendar. Frankie answers like a friend who actually knows OC.
Weekend events. Local businesses. Honest about parking, crowds, and whether it's worth the drive.
Buena Park · This weekend · Worth it for the boysenberry funnel cake alone
from the newsletterIrvine · FREE · U-pick strawberries, easy for little kids
free pickOC Parks · FREE · 10am–1pm · Real horses. Instant toddler win.
free pickSanta Ana · Toddler-approved · Giant bubble shows all weekend
local event"Free stuff this weekend." "My toddler needs to run." "Give me car snack ideas" Frankie is there for you all weekend.
Hate crowds? Never see a packed festival again. Love easy hikes? She knows. Every convo teaches Frankie something new about your family.
Checks the forecast before suggesting outdoor stuff. Flags when things are packed or closed. Saves you from a Trader Joe's parking lot situation.
Connect your Google Calendar and get plans around what you have going on, or simply add events to your cal if you don't feel like sharing. Or she can just text you a reminder — no setup needed.
Every plan has a food callout. Named spots for open budgets, pack-from-home for tight ones. A hungry toddler is kind of the worst.
Don't even have to ask. Every Friday at 4pm, your personalized plan lands in Telegram. You just have to show up.